winter meatbomb soup [turkey meatballs with kale and sweet potato]

For Halloween this year, my team decided to show great office synergy by coordinating our costumes. We held a secret ballot to choose which theme to roll with for October 31st. And the winner by a land slide was Bomberman.

The theme was set and I was ready; ready to do very little to contribute to the actual theme… Luckily, our super star graphic designer / part time costume designer (?), pulled through and carried most of the weight of the project. His shoulders probably ache from toiling away on these costumes. However, the results were pretty badass:


Blue Bomberman don’t give a sh*t

While everyone else kept their papier-mâché heads intact, I was a bumbling idiot as usual and dropped mine on the floor. Luckily, the damage was minor and all-mighty duct tape came into play to help fix what my butter fingers could not. Thanks, duct tape.

The moral of the story is don’t give me nice fragile things because I’m clumsy.
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pork with roasted ventral sacs [roasted pork and plums]

Let’s talk about Overlords for a second. I think they’re terrifying and incredibly nosy. I’m minding my own business, buildin’ SCVs and stuff, and this Overlord just waltzes on over to my base and starts telling all of his Zerg buddies about my business. Seriously?

I understand you’re just trying to do your job, Mr. Overlord, but can you please knock or something?

The worst thing is that these Overlords got their fancy speed boost, so now my early game marines and their stubby little legs can’t catch up them before they conveniently drift away. Basically, my problem with these space meat balloons is that they’re lowering the property value of my base and it needs to stop.
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