archon’s crit mass burritos [carne asada burritos]

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Wizards of Sanctuary, rejoice! I’ve found a knowledgeable hero for you to hail! He’s even got a witty sense of humor that will make those with the toughest Diamond Skin crack a smile:

His name is Archon the Wizard and he’s here to help you improve your Diablo 3 playing skills with helpful tutorials and guides.
Do you want to build an efficient wizard but you’re kind of on a slim budget? Don’t worry, Archon’s got you covered with his Budget Archon Guide: 1 Million for MP1 video. Want to find out how to farm Demonic Essences? Well, he’s got a video for that too.

Being a consistent streamer must be pretty tiring, so must hard to figure out how cook a good meal. Luckily, I’ve devised a simple recipe to fix that problem! I asked Archon what kind of food he enjoys eating and he responded with burritos. So, I’ve created a very simple carne asada burrito.

I present to you Archon’s Crit Mass Burritos!

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the horadric hamburger [jalapeño burger]

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The most legendary of all hamburgers is located somewhere in Sanctuary. Only the luckiest and hungriest of Nephalems will ever find the famed Horadric Hamburger.

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That sure is a lot of lost DPS…

Since I never found the mythical Horadric Hamburger in the magical pony land, I decided to check the auction house for it. The lowest price was 800,000 gold! WHAT! 800k for a burger?

That’s a little extravagant for a burger that isn’t even Kobe beef. So, I’ve decided to make my own Horadric Hamburger. It’s so delicious that even Diablo wants a bite…

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