I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE.

Greetings, travelers! Today we’re going to dive into another Borderlands 2 recipe that features our lovable, meat-sleeve wearing, blood-thirsty, psychopath: Krieg!

What ‘chu looking at?

Krieg is just your average, everyday resident of Pandora. He enjoys sipping only the finest quality teas while curling up to a cozy book. Just kidding, he loves NIPPLE SALADS AND SCREAMING INTO YOUR SOUL. Nice guy, seriously.

In honor of Krieg, I’ve decided to recreate his class mod in MEAT!

Image from the Borderlands Wikia. 

There’s also some veggies and grain in there too because you can’t go slaughtering your enemies without enjoying a balanced meal.

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We now interrupt your regularly scheduled gaming-related food to bring you a sinfully sugary treat: CAKE!

This cake was made for a friend (and gaming industry colleague) who has been responsible for a few gaming-themed projects. His latest creation was my birthday cake– the Baneling cake:

You might have seen it floating around /r/StarCraft at some point.

Since he created a fancy cake for me, I decided to strike back and create my own cake. I knew I couldn’t compete in the realm of cake-based architecture, so I decided to just go with a simple semi-home made cake.

The idea was simple: put lots of sugar, alcohol, and chocolate in a pan and top it with ice cream.

The cake wasn’t as pretty as I would’ve hoped, but it still came out pretty delicious.

Let’s get baking!

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