During school, I thrived off of the unnaturally orange macaroni and cheese. Sure, the boxed macaroni is horrible for you and it’s probably full of questionable ingredients, but it’s damn good and I miss it.
Awwww yeah. Mac n’ cheese.
Macaroni and cheese was the fuel for my many many Halo 3 sessions. After class, it was always boot up the Xbox, hop online and start yelling at little kids. Sorry, I can’t hear you over how badly I’m beating you.
It’s been a few years since college and Halo 3, but I haven’t forgotten the good ol’ orange stuff. Since I’m a minor health nut, I’ve decided to remake and remix the traditional macaroni and cheese. We can rebuild it. We have the technology…
Faster, stronger, and healthier! Yes, that’s right — healthier macaroni and cheese with tofu based cheese sauce. It’s still just as cheesy, but with less fat and more nutrients. I’m sure that if you just woke up from a cryogenic freeze like Master Chief, you would be thrilled by this cheesy and filling meal. So, finish tea-bagging your enemies, put down your controller and get ready to make Master Chief Mac and Cheese.
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