pharah’s raptora kofta [egyptian kofta]


I will protect the innocent!

Pharah is one of my favorite heroes in Overwatch and I spent a lot of time flying around with her during beta. Jumping around, hovering, shooting rockets… She’s just a fun hero to play.

So, I decided to dedicate a recipe to her!


Since Pharah is Egyptian, I had to go with a dish common to that area. After some research, I found a dish called “kofta”. The challenge was then trying to make these kofta resemble Pharah in some way.

And then it dawned on me — create a design that resembles Pharah’s helmet from her Raptora battle suit! Typically, kofta are served on a skewer and in a long sausage-shaped form. I had to adapt this recipe slightly in order to create the helmets. :)


I didn’t know how to get blue into her helmet design without using some sort of dye. Blue isn’t really a color that naturally occurs that often in savory foods. So, I tried the next best thing: red onions!

Let’s get cooking!



  1. salt
  2. pepper
  3. 2 teaspoons of cumin
  4. 2 teaspoons of coriander
  5. 2 teaspoons of paprika
  6. 1 teaspoon of nutmeg
  7. 1/2 tablespoon of butter, melted
  8. 1 cup of parsley, chopped
  9. 4 cloves of garlic, diced
  10. 1 lb of ground beef (80/20 preferably!)
  11. 1 red onion
  12. 1 yellow onion, dice 1/6 of it and reserve the rest


Prep time for this is about 20 minutes. Cook time is about 20 minutes. This will make about 9 koftas.

Adapted from Cgendy’s Kofta Recipe


  1. In a large bowl, combine your ground beef, melted butter, garlic, seasonings and parsley.
  2. Add in your diced onion and mix thoroughly.
  3. Begin forming the meat into golfball-sized balls and place them on a foil-lined baking sheet.


  1. Now here comes the fun part — designing the helmets! Take your remaining yellow onion and slowly peel apart the layers. They should be in the shape of half cylinders.
  2. Cut out the visors from the yellow onion by creating triangles. They should look like bird’s beaks.
  3. Repeat this process for the red onion. This will create the back of the helmet. You’ll want to save the scraps for later.
  4. Place the red onion slice opposite facing the yellow onion.
  5. Using your scraps, create the bottom half of Pharah’s helmet as shown:


  1. Pre-heat an oven to 350° F.
  2. Bake the kofta for about 20 minutes.
  3. Eat!


GG WP, Hero!

Don’t forget to save some for your team!


Perhaps I’ll see you flying around in the Temple of Anubis when beta is back online? :)

lúcio’s amped-up empanadas [brazilian empanadas]


Ha-ha! Amp it UP!

We’re starting the New Year’s right with this pocket-sized protein-packed snack that will power-up your day! This treat was inspired by Lúcio from Overwatch. Since he’s from Brazil, I decided to create a dish that’s common to that region.

The first thing that came to mind was empanadas! They’re filling and easy to eat. Besides, if you’re battling the forces of evil, you’re going to need to take your food to-go!

But let’s not waste anymore time — come on, let’s bring it together and cook up this recipe!



  1. salt
  2. pepper
  3. 1/2 tablespoon of cumin
  4. 1/2 tablespoon of paprika
  5. 1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper
  6. 1/2 tablespoon of coconut oil (or butter)
  7. 1 teaspoon of olive oil
  8. 2 tablespoons of water
  9. 1/5 of an onion, diced
  10. 4 – 6 cloves of garlic, diced
  11. 4 – 5 cherry or grape tomatoes, diced
  12. 3 mushrooms, diced
  13. 1 green bell pepper, reserve 3/4 for decorations, dice the remaining 1/4
  14. 2 scoops of Quest Multi-Purpose Mix Protein Powder
  15. 1 scoop of Quest Brown Rice Powder
  16. 1/4 lean ground beef (I used 90/10)
  17. 2 eggs


Prep time is about ~40 minutes. Cook time is 15 minutes. This makes about 5 servings (5 empanadas)

Each serving contains: ~16g of Protein, ~5g of Fat, and ~6.4g of Net Carbs


  1. Heat a skillet on high heat. Add in your olive oil.
  2. Saute your vegetables. This should take about 2-3 minutes. Once the vegetables have cooked, remove it from the skillet.
  3. Add in your ground beef. Add in your seasonings and saute.
  4. Add back your vegetables and continue cooking until the meat is fully cooked. Remove from the heat and set aside.


  1. In a large mixing bowl, combine 2 scoops of protein powder and 1 scoop of brown rice powder.
  2. Season with salt.
  3. Add in 1 egg, 2 tablespoons of water and 1/2 tablespoon of coconut oil.
  4. Mix until combined.
  5. When it’s reached a doughy consistency, knead the dough and form it into a ball.
  6. Dust a flat surface with extra brown rice flour and roll out the dough on top of it.
  7. Now, here comes the tricky part — cutting out Lúcio’s frog design. I shaped a strip of aluminum foil into a makeshift cookie cutter and then stamped it into the dough. You can do this or freehand the design with a sharp pairing knife.
  8. Use a regular cookie cutter (or a glass) to stamp out circles. This will be the back of the empanada.
  9. Cut that circle in half like so:


  1. Place about 1 tablespoon of filling on each half circle. Leave about 1/2″ inch of padding between the edge of the dough and your filling.
  2. Place the frog shape dough over the half circle and crimp the edges together.
  3. Combine your remaining 1 egg with 1/2 cup of water, this will be your egg wash. Gently brush the egg wash over your empanada.
  4. Here’s the fun part — decorating! Using the remaining bell pepper, you’ll want to create the headphones, eyes and mouth for the frog.
  5. To create the headphones, cut rings from the bell pepper. Make a cut in one of the sides and then place the bell pepper slice above the empanadas to check the fit. You may need to trim down this piece. Add in extra diced pieces to create the actual earmuffs to the headphones.
  6. To create the eyes, cut out circles or use a large straw (I used a straw from bubble tea) to poke holes through the bell pepper.
  7. To create the smile, just use any remaining strips of bell pepper to create a little smile.
  8. Bake the empanadas at 350° for 15 minutes.
  9. Eat!




These tasty treats will help you amp it up into the New Year! :)


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