marauders in a medivac [meatball sandwich]

The Marauder: he’s a big tanky guy who shoots rockets from his arms. He may act all tough on the battle field, but I’m pretty sure he’s just a squishy guy underneath all of that gritty armor. I’m even sure that he owns a little cat named “Mr. Sniffles” and enjoys a good soap opera now and then.

I actually have no idea what I’m talking about, but I do like having marauders in my army composition. When I was laddering nonstop, my standard go-to build against toss was SeleCT’s 2 Rax Pressure into expand. It was definitely a good build, however, it’s become a little outdated now. Now it’s all about the 1 rax or the CC first into tons and tons of marines. But what about the marauders? Don’t leave them hanging! 

Let’s pay homage to the chubby little marauder with this sandwich.

Load up your marauders into your medivac sandwich and shift queue this medivac sandwich directly into your mouth.

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pork with roasted ventral sacs [roasted pork and plums]

Let’s talk about Overlords for a second. I think they’re terrifying and incredibly nosy. I’m minding my own business, buildin’ SCVs and stuff, and this Overlord just waltzes on over to my base and starts telling all of his Zerg buddies about my business. Seriously?

I understand you’re just trying to do your job, Mr. Overlord, but can you please knock or something?

The worst thing is that these Overlords got their fancy speed boost, so now my early game marines and their stubby little legs can’t catch up them before they conveniently drift away. Basically, my problem with these space meat balloons is that they’re lowering the property value of my base and it needs to stop.
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